Before lecturing others define a conservative, define what the conservatism is. Your text is about you feeling smarter and better that those you attempt to address.
I have the bad news for you, conservatives are a big enigma; the term is meaningless. The division on conservatives and liberals exist only in the minds of ivory tower pundits. Some of their mantra is often repeated here or there, but it has no correlation with views of most of Americans.
My short explanation is here: https://medium.com/@hak1010/conservatives-versus-liberals-1dfacfb83dfc.
My long explanation is here: https://medium.com/@hak1010/capitalism-versus-socialism-9ece51b5ff29.