Can one translate this into English?

I checked their web. It looks like a portal of swindlers. The opening statement is saturated with meaningless words meant to impress.

No word who they are. No explanation of how it works; no white papers. I have no way to figure if it is a match for me.

But people behind mirror.xyz do not care about it. Like the slick used car salesmen, they ask me to buy what they sell: “Create anything from a web3 blog to the next big DAO by connecting your wallet with the Mirror Dashboard.” What is “web3” and what is “DAO”? They try to make me feel uninformed. It is one of the slick sales tactics.

I could only understand that they try to reach my wallet; it was a red flag for me.