Your creative take on Medium put a smile on my face this morning. But you are far from the truth. Medium does not know if it wants to be a girl, a boy, or a rock. I put it in writing:
https://virtualagora.us/can-medium-be-the-next-big-thing-in-media-7308e410d99f?sk=c52d1105f6906ac2a9752be44b6e5d8b.